metaphorically speaking…

dear sir,

if you could only approve my leave…

then it’d be heaven for me to have a four-day long weekend starting from this week and the three other weeks until the end of two thousand and nine.

but wait. i have a charity work proposal to send. and it hasn’t been autographed by the baws, so that means… fucking whore clit!

woo me with your words.

i love guys who can write. and even more if it is poetry and such.

such a turn on.

the end.

caffeine. rated.

i had a quick coffee at austin chase last sunday. a regular drink comes in a huge mug. really generous. the latte is the exact strength required.

the only setback is the cheesecake. too small of a slice for this huge self.

austin chase gets my humble 4 out of 5 stars.

anyone with sports channel?

now that regular season 09/10 has already started, I WANT MY SPORTS CHANNEL!!

with a bottle of two litter coke and a bag of pretzels, will you accept me for NBA night?

this reminded me of being nice to random people with cable just for a night of watching NBATV.

man, this sucks.

what’s your most embarrassing story?

i’m a fool when it comes to national geographic. i could sit in front of the tube for hours without blinking.

we were watching Revealed : Hajj on NG when my dad asked me what would i ask for when i am in front of the Kaabah. and i dumbly said ‘world peace’. which made me feel like a ms world/universe for a split second. he smiled, an indication of mockery.

that is the most embarrassing moment on my history of saturdays.

depression hurts, they say.

u can call me dumb if you want.

but my dumb brain can’t quite accept the fact that something happened without a reasonable factual explanation.

clarification

everything can be a little too depressing.

the colors won’t blend. structures are just awkward.

let’s get under the sheet. and freak out.

what is that thing spelled L.O.V.E?

this is the part where you should get a bucket right beside before you start to read. coz it might be nauseating.

there is no such thing as love. let us (small and big Ty) tell you something. first comes physical attraction. then comes the lust. after a certain amount of time, you probably have shared quite a number of secrets, tears, laughter, fights. finally comes the part that people often mistakenly viewed as love. when it is actually familiarity. comfort.

so that is why it is better for me to get sperm from sperm bank. ha!

sleep.less.ness

i should change my diet.

inspired.

welcoming Ms. Monday with a smile.