choices

my movie date at 3 has been cancelled due to unseen circumstances. and now i am left with nothing but a lot of options to choose from. i could…

1. get my patchwork done
2. finish those minor tweaking on my skirt
3. continue reading Chasing Harry Winston
4. indulge in crossword puzzle
5. do sudoku
6. nap
7. practice for my presentation

oh. this showed up in my inbox one morning and i am still kinda surprised for it.

“…knowing how well you are doing is a reminder to me of the benchmark that i have to be aware of…”

thank you for putting me as one of your many benchmarks. i don’t know which part of me or my life awed you, but okay.. do as you please!

i’m a guru in making ugly things, beautiful.

a ride home with Big Ty

our mutual friend just broke up with his GF, so my sister assumed.

my response:
so… did the GF grow a whole lot taller than he is that he felt vertically challenged which led to the break up?

that’s just me being a hardcore anal secretion.

he’s still a dear friend to us. i’d still be on his side, you little bitch who break my friend’s heart!

this creamy cough of mine is disgusting. i feel like sticking a soup spoon inside my throat to scoop all you nasty mucus in there.

i’m that DQ

i took a short clip of Saty and Qaseh during their usual brawl. if any normal, sane person were to look at it, they’d either say that my sister is crazy or Qaseh is just that little bitch. 

Qaseh spent the whole hour yelling at each and everyone of us. such an angry kid.

on another note, this flu isn’t showing any goodbye signals to me. it must’ve love me so damn much. stay as long as you want, honey.

a dude and two angels.

despite the cough and sore throat, i braved myself to Aristo, Zouk for the fashion night. catching up with the divas is absolutely worth the pain i have to endure today. pictures? fo sho!

the findings

it’s a dysfunctional family, yet still found a way to cherish its dysfunctionality.

remember i was telling you about my apartment hunt? Aizat, another DE (a guru besar look alike) is in a process to buy a 2-BR (fully furnished) at Lanai for a very reasonable price through Lanai’s management officer. so i asked him if he could hook me up with that guy.

the guy’s name is En Yahya and we talked on Aizat’s phone for 10 minutes. he agreed to escort me on a walk-about for the 3-BR unit (which is out of my price range).  i texted him saying, “En Yahya, this is my phone number -Tyiara-” A split second after that, he called.

En Yahya: Hello? is that Tyiara? 
Me: Yes En. Yahya. I’m Aizat’s friend… The one that just called you.
En Yahya: Oh.. your name is EXACTLY like my sister’s name, what a coincidence!
Me: Really? even the spelling?
*Me thinking* that’s weird coz i spent my time googling on my name and i’ve never stumbled upon anyone else with the same spelling… 
En Yahya: yes! the same exact one…
*Me thinking* wait…. i do have six half brothers and… oh LORD….
Me: Abg Yahya? ermm.. i think you ARE talking to your sister. this is Pearl!

i spent the whole day telling my colleagues about this incident and everyone laughed at my stupidity. well, it is not like there is only ONE Yahya in this whole Malaysia… 

and he sent Aizat a text the next day asking him to take a good care of me. LOL. 

the end.

a really short story

i have this really bad habit of telling people what they wanted to hear, instead of telling them the truth. 

and now i am in this boiling pot of water, and my flesh is disintegrating by the second.

pop lock and drop it

“*toot* that thang up mami make it roll
once you pop lock drop it baby girl get low”

today is a sister-get-together day.

i’ve always wanted to play doctor

 

"Femi-Nazis"

shoulders, chest, pants, shoes.

ever been to a presentation and the presenter burped while presenting? i have. and i couldn’t stop laughing until the end of the presentation. and afterwards. but surprisingly, only the three of us noticed the obviously loud burp. so literally, we made ourselves looked like there was something wrong with us, not the presenter. amazing isn’t it?

circles

our walking photos are out. lookit here.  

else, i have presentation assignments to complete. how assy can a course gets, huh? a real headache. and i got the first slot for tomorrow. double bummer.

*putting circles by crime mob on repeat*